Chris Evans for selflubricatinganus
This is not Captain America. This is the slightly skeezy guy you picked up at the liquor store while buying pink wine (NOT ROSE, PINK WINE) because you were feeling slightly bad about a second date you’re not going on. And he smirked at you while buying a bottle of Jack. So you said, sure, let’s go play a game of pool. And that was 3 days ago.